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Gamer Demotivational Poster


THE MARK - of the gamer eternal consequences not included


TAGS: gamer
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Airman

PixieRose - June 3, 2011, 3:51 am
i get bruises like that on my wrists from playing WoW for more that 2 hours...lolz...
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:17 am
I have no problem with gamers in general. I have a huge problem with gamers who can't leave their internet connected games at home when on vacation. d*** things hog the connection and make it difficult for anyone else in the h**el to use the internet
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 10:34 pm
those might be rug burns


REAL GAMERS -


TAGS: gamers high score
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Azzameen85 - August 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
I'm going for the great "01"
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:32 pm
too bad you're limited to a 2 digit high score
IgnorantBeauty - February 17, 2011, 11:19 pm
Awesome!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 1:57 am
i'm so gonna do this next time i find one of these. 5L's
Anonymous2 - February 2, 2011, 9:48 pm
Wait, where's the flames that I saw in this picture before? Doc said that when that baby hits 88 mph I was going to see some serious sh**.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
Bahhahahahah!!!! For real? Fantastic! 5L's!
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 1:07 pm

you know.....i'm a gamer.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH awesome


Gamer's Keyboard -


TAGS: gamer keyboard wasd
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Duffers

camden - April 6, 2010, 12:34 pm
me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
I've never had a problem with my vista
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 4:23 pm
Ouch Produce
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:20 pm
WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the **** out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
CTRL, ALT, & DELETE: Real Vista users don't have them
copy paste - January 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
The guy below did it a lot.
Akolyte01 - December 11, 2008, 4:20 pm
Woah... WTF? The keys that are rubbed off on his are like the exact ones on mine. WASD is gone, C is gone, part of V and N and M. I have no idea why N M and V are gone though...
WASD - September 7, 2008, 10:51 pm
I looked a my keyboard and you can definitely tell that wasd are more faded than any of the others after 5 years.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:44 am
So much fail here it hurts.
Silvo - August 25, 2008, 4:34 pm
Real gamers would be playing an online game right now...
Buster Hymen - August 19, 2008, 6:43 pm
Really? Cause I have two sets of them(Zboard). And they all still have letters on them...what crappy flea market did you find that keyboard?
jew - August 13, 2008, 11:24 am
f*** YOU BUDDY!
Anon - August 6, 2008, 7:06 pm
People /fail.
Sp00t - July 30, 2008, 12:53 pm
Real gamers don't use cheap keyboards and sweat all over them. :P
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:40 am
Of course, the real point is that real gamers use the device pictured, a pc keyboard, and not a wonderful happy moving stick or an ocarina covered in b***ons.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:37 am
Real gamers are able to go into options in most games and remap whatever keys they want to use as their directional b***ons, firing b***ons, etc. or they have peripherals, or, like me, they just use the immense power of their minds, and the game obeys.
tricia - July 21, 2008, 10:25 pm
or c or v or n or m or part of j .......
Captain Douchebag - July 21, 2008, 7:34 pm
Caps Lock makes you look f***ing retarded. Have a nice day.
YOU IDIOTS - July 21, 2008, 7:29 pm
REAL GAMERS DON'T HAVE WASD BECAUSE THEY WEAR THAT **** OFF DUMBASSES ALSO CRUISE CONTROL
chris - July 21, 2008, 6:33 pm
real gamers call it by positioning. wasd, how it is on the keyboard.
abc start - July 21, 2008, 11:15 am
real gamers would refer to it as WSAD. up down left right


REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.


TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
That is a gears of war screensh**, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


HOT GAMER GIRLS - Yes we do exist. So make your own damn sammich boys. I'm busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.




GAMER - Ones a gamer always a gamer


TAGS: gamer old gramps
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:59 pm
This is so going to be me in the future. Hopefully we can play telepathically before I get arthritis.
unsavory - July 16, 2008, 11:45 am
Oh, missed that, -_-
-_- - July 12, 2008, 8:39 pm
Or, 'once'. Depending on your use of the 'lenguage'. *snickers*


HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"


TAGS: loser vigin virginity nerd gaming gamer
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Roberto7

mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm
h***ers, Dirty dirty h***ers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am
I think you may be wrong here, ra** is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol f*** up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The b****es won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture


Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?


MULTI-TASKING - Gamers do it all the time


TAGS: gamers multi tasking
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by spanky7794

Bull - June 6, 2012, 9:05 am
man, I gotta get me on of those for my crapper!


GET 25 KILLS WITHOUT DYING OR USING KILLSTREAKS YOU GET THE M.O.A.B. -


TAGS: calendar lifethroughgamerseye mw3 25kills moab
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by DemonicGTR

DemonicGTR - February 28, 2012, 12:43 am
Lol, no, ever play MW3?
HoneyThistle - February 28, 2012, 12:38 am
...anti-Occupy? I is confused... 0_o
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:28 pm
But is it still appropriate to teamkill campers near the jets?
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 8:06 pm

frickin campers deserve this up their.... only thing worse is a teamkiller.


GUITAR HERO LEGENDS - Scoring 1,000,000 points on "extra hard" isn't as cool as tearing "Purple Haze" off a Fender Telecaster. Dork.


TAGS: gamer loser dork clownshoe
Rating: 3.64/5

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spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:32 am
Once you've heard Smoke on the water 25 times in a row, not so much. Good poster Jmac.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:29 am
Last x-mas, my 58yr old uncle, who's had a stroke, brought over a PS2 with guitar hero. It was supposed to be thera**utic or something, but we all got pissed and had a good time.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:21 am
I... I love this poster.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 10:15 am
I've never played the game. Not at a friend's house, not ever. No U2 songs. It's easy to tell who's who by the responses to insults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:38 am
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Sad....so sad.
tehsupercheez - September 23, 2009, 2:31 am
that would be EXPERT not extra hard. and don't pretend that your not a closet guitar hero freak.


DEVOTION TO DUTY - And by that i mean, this guy has devoted his life to Call of Duty.


TAGS: gamer lazy
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Dangle

falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:24 pm
Two and a Half Men does that to people.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 4:26 pm
meh, looks like ashton kutcher has hit rock bottom.


THIS ROOM - Valhalla for gamers


TAGS: valhalla gamers halo
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Yon

Nutcase - July 6, 2010, 1:58 am
o.o No words can expression how awesome his room is...I want to give this dude a hug...
watto34 - January 14, 2009, 2:10 am
this is my mecca and i shall pray to it daily
Drenix - June 21, 2008, 4:45 am
Amen brother.


LOOK OVER THERE -




OLD SCHOOL GAMERS - Back in the 1800s, when the universe meant something.




ONLINE GAM3R'S - Really need a life, when they resort to this.




HUGSY -


TAGS: ps3 playstation hardcore gamer gaming sucks
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Emmanuel

razhneh - December 7, 2010, 12:07 pm
ps3 can go eat a d*ck.
me - August 27, 2009, 2:39 pm
lol... no. i'm not a 360 fan
spencer - August 9, 2009, 6:29 pm
wow you must be a 360 fan. get a real hobby. or jump off a cliff.


SURVIVAL SKILLS - some are attained long before basic training


TAGS: demolition robot gamer
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:31 pm
Nice! My kids will be employed. 5L


ROCK STARS - "I hear their instruments aren't plastic, and they even make music. Hell! I heard them do it!" But...but...I got the high score...


TAGS: musicians play video games maybe but gamers are not rock stars probably
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:06 pm
Dj Hero Has as much DJing as Guitar hero has guitar playing , the only thing close to the real thing is the drums.
Bartimaeus - February 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
lol Actually, I'm not sure how I feel about DJ Hero, yet. I heard they incorporated some fighter elements. The real problem will be the delusions of the players. If GH made everyone think they're rock stars, what will DJ do?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:01 pm
Yes! And now there's DJ hero?


GAMERS -


TAGS: reagan logic gamers p wnage your mom
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:15 pm
5 smart bombs to you sir!


VIRTUAL REALITY -


TAGS: gamers childhood airplane imagination happiness
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:39 pm
HA! At least your not bragging about a wii, GS. 5Ls Aggy.
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
pffft, my playstation is like my american express card...5L..never put on my pants with out it


VIRTUAL NATURE - Outdoors, you have been replaced.




CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.




SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST - Overcome obstacles by button-mashing!




YOUR PIXELLATED ASS - We're virtually coming for it.


TAGS: ass gamers geek guild wars
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Chronic Awesome

Overlord Douchebag - November 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
Did realize my college ph**os were available to the people.


GAMING INJURY -


TAGS: gamer
Rating: 4.91/5

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GaryO - July 26, 2014, 10:32 am
Oh, I do luv a good play on words. WOO5L


ROBOT LUST UPHEAVAL - Hey, video gamers! Those damn toasters are taking our women!




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